Crazy Shit My Boss Said...

Your boss says some crazy-ass shit. Tell us what it is at mycrazyboss@gmail.com

Nov 19
“Do you want me to make hard edits or soft edits?”

Oct 21
“I’lll talk to [a colleague], we’ll come up with some random…research, writing, whatever. We’ll spend 15 minutes on this.”

Oct 15
“Did you say something?”

Oct 14
“And I’d like to welcome [employee] to the company. [Employee] would officially be our first German. Not only is he our first German, he is wickedly talented.”

“Can you set a calendar reminder for one year from today?”

Oct 8
“We have a lot of intellectual capital here which is locked away in individual members of our account teams.”

Sep 28
“Buzzwords! We’re all about buzzwords. (Snaps fingers) And brands!”

Sep 25
“Michael, I don’t know what to do.”

“We’re starting to refer to ourselves as professionals more.”

“The new culture is one of stakeholder engagement.”

Sep 24
“Great minds make shit up as they go along.”

“We are looking for the terms and words…we need to make it real.”

Sep 21
“It’s not a lie if you believe it.”

Sep 17
Brainstorm.

Brainstorm.


Sep 11
“Don’t be afraid. We know what we’re doing.”

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